CALLING ALL YOUNG CONSERVATIVES!
This is your opportunity to have a direct impact on the future of the United States of America.
The Elite GOP has lost its’ way. The political establishment on both sides of the aisle has failed our country. You already know the problems before we even try to list them here…you get it. You understand that progressive politics in the United States are being proliferated by organizations like the Progressive Policy Institute, the Democratic Leadership Council, as well as the Third Way and that investors like Eric Schmidt of Google are privately funding progressive organizations which need to be answered by a Conservative alternative, thus our;
CONSERVATIVE THINK TANK
A policy institute (often termed “think tank” by journalists) is an organization that performs research and advocacy concerning topics such as social policy, political strategy, economics, military, technology, and culture. Our think tank is not funded by government, we are NOT a non-profit and we expect to derive revenue from consulting and research work related to our findings.
What is required now is a brand new group with a clean slate to go through a revolutionary thought process applied by the most brilliant minds of the Young Adult generation to come up with radical solutions to the problems we all know. We need modern day Paul Revere’s willing to go on a wild digital ride.
We are looking for a group of the brightest, smartest, most technologically savvy young conservatives who are willing to dedicate the next 12 months of their lives to being involved in something historical.
You application for an endowed Young Conservative Chair will position you for a 12 month seat among the nation’s most forward-thinking young conservatives.
Your application will be for a salary of $500,000 plus all expenses paid (housing, transportation, meals, etc.). We will be housing all of our Think Tank luminaries at a 12 bedroom, 30,000 square foot home in a secure, secret location which has everything required to accommodate the needs of our august group, including a subterranean basketball court and a gourmet kitchen with a full-time chef. There’s even a sports lounge with a bar serving beer on tap. Your every need will be met during your year-long stay with the Think Tank.
Your job description: Craft a Playbook to WIN ELECTIONS with Conservative Values
Your daily activity: Brainstorm, whiteboard, theorize, test and map out the Strategic Digital Marketing Plan to position conservative candidates to WIN ELECTIONS in 2014 and beyond.
Your Agreement: We will be video taping all conversations while at the mansion, all of which becomes the property of Media for America, Inc. This is a work-for-hire project with all ideas, intellectual property, strategies and plans being owned by Media for America, Inc., with all rights reserved for the sole and exclusive use of Media for America, Inc.
Send your resume, cover letter, Klout score, list of social media accounts, notable accomplishments and link to your Vimeo Channel Intro Video of no more than 5 minutes describing why you need to be endowed to CIO@SocialMediaSuperPAC.com.
Your Interview: We will be notifying all qualified candidates (chosen at our sole discretion, without notification to any other candidate submissions) who will be going through our interview process. You will be required to go through exhaustive background check completed by the same folks doing background checks on candidates for the Police Academy. You will be required to sign a Confidentiality and Non-Disclosure Agreement, along with agreeing to be phone screened, polygraphed and submit to a psychological evaluation.
This is not an offer of a job nor any guarantee that any offer may be made, so there is no express or implied warranty of any kind in this writing, and isn’t it a sad reflection of our decaying culture that we even have to write this disclaimer?